Hi hi hi there

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:34:17 -0400

Er...well, i'm officially posting to neighborhood only. Non-neighbors who have stumbled on to TC, if you'd like to read, add and if you're an equally funny or an interesting read--and not perverted--, I'll add you too...BUT WAIT! ADD NOW AND YOU'L...

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we've all been waiting a long time for you to turn 18.

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:18:56 -0400

Or so the honking, hoots and hollers and constant one overs I get in the street might suggest. Jeez. It's either some people are gross or it's like fucking Bai Ling is walking the streets. Be subtle, kind gentleman! Wanting one's sex does not warr...

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Vox Hunt: Favorite Video

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:14:37 -0400

Show us your favorite YouTube video. It's just...I can't do it. This was just a simple video I found on Funny or Die on Judd Apatow's favorites that I innocently sent to a friend after wetting myself with laughter. And it spread like wildfire. ...

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hamburger hamburger hamburger hotdog

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:04:19 -0400

Hey, you know, my favorite Wino is supposed to be going to Israel for rehab. You know what? I'll believe it when I see it and then I still won't believe it! If she definitely is flaking on the Bond theme (and on the sexy beefcake Mark R...

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this perturbs me on so many levels

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:50:26 -0400

now if we could just get Renee Angelil to gaze upwards and give us a pot smile.

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I don't know what's wrong with me today

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:22:48 -0400

This vehicle dresses Brooke Hogan and all members of Trannity Kane.

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here's to you, Hilla Killa

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:39:48 -0400

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i iz productive.

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:21:11 -0400

So. I realize that the most efficient i've ever been at school was in my advanced tech class. I didn't really do anything besides make funny photoshop pictures and with that in mind, I would like to showcase my finest. And when you think of Mexic...

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Vox Hunt: What a Headache

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:02:59 -0400

This is National Headache Awareness Week. Show us what gives you a headache. Look, I just finished my last day of school ever and I don't need this. I know this is universal but no one likes Heidi Montag. Not her or her assclown, flesh color...

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QotD: A World with Less Violence

nobody@vox.com(texas crude) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:51:13 -0400

What could we do to create a world with less violence?Why, we must purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka! How else? Hey, you know, in 1984, instead of a watchdog government that Orwell predicted, we got shiny spandex suits, Wendy a...

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