those fucking neighbors
So I was in the kitchen waiting for my food to heat up in the microwave and I peer out the kitchen to see that MY DOG WAS FUCKING MISSING.
The longer half of her leash that was attached to her collar was gone.
I noticed the neighbors had just pulled in (we live in a duplex) and it couldn't of been anyone else that took her because I had just seen her two minutes earlier.
I'm just standing there in shock because I realize that out Miniature Pinscher had just been dognapped. I knew the neighbors got their paws on her because Toonces is a barker. A LOUD barker. And they've been complaining about her. So they are just pulling out of the driveway and I run out like a maniac hollering her name.
And down the driveway the neighbors honk at me and tell me they're taking her to the park.
Right.
And since when does being our neighbor entitle you to just take my dog?
Fucking shit.
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Just because your dog is a barker, that gives them absolutely No Right to so much as TOUCH your dog. you should SUE! God knows people have sued for less.... and wom ;-) just kidding. But you should really get them back. Leave raw eggs in their garden. Very stinky.
Whatever! They were probably going to do that and leave your dog there!! You need to teach your neighbors a lesson. Sugar in their gas tank. Stomp on their flower bed. Get your dog to shit all over their yard...whatever it takes for payback!
Ever see what bolgna can do to a cars paint job after a couple of hours in the hot sun? Oh yeah, its ugly.
You don't mess with another persons dog.