Noooo!!! NO! NO! NOO!
Stupid tornadoes! They really out to get me, they taunt me-- "You ain't gonna see whether chub makes it to the top 2, Mo!"
Tornado warnings are getting in the way of me watching ANTM. The elimination.
Good lord. WHY must tornadoes happen in my neighboring counties? Don't they have a house in Kansas to pick up?
FUCK!
Can I be returned to my regular programing, plz?
This is SO much worse than the cycle 7 season when there was a thunderstorm from hell, the lights went out and I didn't get to see CariDee win and laugh at Melrose's reaction (which was PRICELESS, btw).
* :( Fatima's out. Hopefully Anyways wins!
* Oh, NO NO NO! Whitney, NO! Don't walk like that! Her chub was out and her strap fell!
* Oh great. Tornado warnings are back. This is stupid. They'll blow over a few trailers. Big deal. I'm in Austin. It just doesn't happen here.
* Ah shit, the tornado is moving into my county. Great.
* Oh fuck you Tyra. You leave my Anywayz alone.
* I'm already stressed enough with Katarzyna being offed.
* Tyra's, "Daaaaaamn, giiiirrl!" made her sound like a hyena.
* Dominique! - I miss ya like a tooth!
* Dammit. Damn it to HELL. Whitney? For reals? Why not Anywayz? This isn't FAIR!
* Anywayz was robbed. Just like Nata in Cycle 8. Well, get em, Anywayz!
