Mo loves fat bottomed girls

Sorry, full figured girls (plz don't shave my head, Tyty!). Or am warming up to them. I'm coming to terms that yes, Whitney did win. All I can hope is that she goes back to being a brunette. She looks ever so Vicky Lynn Hogan, may she rest in peace.


Anyhoo, you know who shoulda totes won?

Naw, i'm totally kidding! Maybe if we were on America's Next Top Biggot Model, sure. But of course, Anyway and her unicorn speak made it all the way the the top 2 and pretty much belonged on the Versace runway. I could've totally seen her next to Stam or Doutzen Kroes. Okay, maybe not Doutzen but you know what I mean.


Katarzyna, however, was robbed! She looked like Calvin Klein-era Kate Moss. Back when she was 15 only without the coke, you know? She should've at least cracked the top 3. Poor Neutrogena!

My favorite moment in all of cycle 10 besides "Where's the Saran Wrap!?/My best friend is black!" incident was Kim telling Tyra she ain't really into fashion and was all like, "Smellz ya later, TyTy!" and went back to work at Arby's or something.


I can't WAIIITTTT for cycle 11. 

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miss_couture
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i was mucho proud of Whitney. and ecstatic when Fatima went home. she was really starting to annoy me.

Hooray, Whitney!
Ivysgrandkid
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omg whitney won!! whitney won!! omg no waaay! they were my fav, whitney and Anya .. that girl can take a good picture no matter what but damn whitney made it all to the top i so wana see this last ep,i wana see the runway !
texas crude

It was kinda ridiculous because they had no real like runway sponsor so Tyra fancied up a chapel and said they were "walking in a runway show with designs by Versace" to allude to the fact that they maybe were on a real Versace runway show. When they weren't. And I noticed this because they kept saying "Designs by Versace" and none of the real Vogue top models were in the show. Nor Donnatella!

Aww!


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