I keep getting robbed.

May 15, 2008 at 2:06 AM
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I use to have this hair cut before I grew it out a couple months ago. Might I remind you, I rocked it before some unruly woman coughRIHANNAcough stole it from me.

And this one too. Also, a homeslice of mine points out that Leigh Lezark and I are twins. With the hair even more so. I've seen pictures of her and I HARDCORE agree that we must of been pulled out of the same womb.

Of course, i'm a little less vampire-y and am on the naturally tan side.

Leigh

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you should try out for ANTM if you look like her! esp. since you love fashion too! although i'm not sure how you would do in a household full of catty girls, lol!

texas crude replied to mystique’s comment:
May 15, 2008
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I would totes do SO much better than some of those bitches put together. Like seriously, how hard is it read cue cards and make it sound convincing? And do soft face then hard face when really there's no like visible difference? I can take TyTy telling me to smile with my eyes!
However, at my height (5 '1), I should probably be trying out for America's Next Top Midget. And they'd probably tell me my personality is dead or not fierce enough.
Good notion, though. I would if I was tall. In a MINUTE! Witnessing Tyra and the J's antics would be way too good to pass up.

mystique replied to texas crude’s comment:
May 15, 2008
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well, seeing as how they crowned the new "full figure" model, maybe the next scheme on ANTM will be to have the first SHORT america's next top model, haha! although i remember watching the season when eva won and they always talked about her being sooo short and she was 5'7! 5'7 is not short! (i am 5'3 so i feel your pain)

okay, i scratched everything i just said because when i looked up eva's height, i read that after she won, they put it in the criteria that you HAVE to be taller then 5'7! thats freakin crazy!

they should have america's next top fag hag and i would totally win! i know me and miss jay would be BFF!

texas crude replied to mystique’s comment:
May 15, 2008
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in regular people, 5 '7 ain't that short but in model standards, we're talking midgets. Well, Kate Moss is 5 '7 and she practically wipes her butt with money AND I have to stare at her mug in every page of Vogue.

Yeah, I really felt for Eva and Janelle, especially Janelle since Betsey Johnson practically verbally spit at her by saying she would never hire her because of her height (it got better seeing Shanthrax trying to be sexy--lol).

I would recommend achieving perfect spray tan as a challenge for ANTFH.