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bang.

  • Yesterday
  • 1 comment

Tio Karl does it again! Fresh off the debut of the 2008 Chanel Cruise collection (these are actually going to stores!). I'm waiting to see the whole thing. The podcast had been taunting me for days prior to the show with just beautiful beach scenery in Miami and a peek at what may or may not have been the Chanel runway (it's a pretty swimming pool, btw). They had synchronized swimmers for the finale so I think I was right! They're still up at iTunes in the Chanel video podcast if you want to see. And you should!


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Paper Planes
Paper Planes
M.I.A.

1 comment Tags: chanel, fashion, runway, karl lagerfeld, chanel cruise collection

Wino, Doperty, Baby Mice

  • Yesterday
  • 1 comment

Enough said. I wouldn't be surprised if those two crackheads ate them right after.


1 comment Tags: pete doherty, amy winehouse, crackheads

I just want to sit on top of you, James McAvoy.

  • 2 days ago
  • 3 comments

Geh. Pshaw. Whatevs. I know he's married (FOR NOW, ANYWAY). JMac's like 5 '7, you knows? ( and so is Emile Hirsch, according to IMDB) How revoltingly adorable is that shit? I can just stick him in ma pocket! Or put him in a little engagement ring box and bring him out to play!


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Jamesmac

3 comments Tags: james mcavoy

I keep getting robbed.

  • 2 days ago
  • 5 comments

I use to have this hair cut before I grew it out a couple months ago. Might I remind you, I rocked it before some unruly woman coughRIHANNAcough stole it from me.


And this one too. Also, a homeslice of mine points out that Leigh Lezark and I are twins. With the hair even more so. I've seen pictures of her and I HARDCORE agree that we must of been pulled out of the same womb.

Of course, i'm a little less vampire-y and am on the naturally tan side.

Leigh
Leigh

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"I'm not talking to you so I'm going to text you to let you know that I'm not talking to you."

  • 2 days ago
  • 1 comment
Jackie and Debra

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Mo loves fat bottomed girls

  • 2 days ago
  • 3 comments

Sorry, full figured girls (plz don't shave my head, Tyty!). Or am warming up to them. I'm coming to terms that yes, Whitney did win. All I can hope is that she goes back to being a brunette. She looks ever so Vicky Lynn Hogan, may she rest in peace.


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Anyhoo, you know who shoulda totes won?

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Naw, i'm totally kidding! Maybe if we were on America's Next Top Biggot Model, sure. But of course, Anyway and her unicorn speak made it all the way the the top 2 and pretty much belonged on the Versace runway. I could've totally seen her next to Stam or Doutzen Kroes. Okay, maybe not Doutzen but you know what I mean.

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Katarzyna, however, was robbed! She looked like Calvin Klein-era Kate Moss. Back when she was 15 only without the coke, you know? She should've at least cracked the top 3. Poor Neutrogena!

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My favorite moment in all of cycle 10 besides "Where's the Saran Wrap!?/My best friend is black!" incident was Kim telling Tyra she ain't really into fashion and was all like, "Smellz ya later, TyTy!" and went back to work at Arby's or something.

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Kim antm

I can't WAIIITTTT for cycle 11. 

3 comments Tags: antm

Noooo!!! NO! NO! NOO!

  • 2 days ago
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Stupid tornadoes! They really out to get me, they taunt me-- "You ain't gonna see whether chub makes it to the top 2, Mo!"


Tornado warnings are getting in the way of me watching ANTM. The elimination.

Good lord. WHY must tornadoes happen in my neighboring counties? Don't they have a house in Kansas to pick up?

FUCK!

Can I be returned to my regular programing, plz?

This is SO much worse than the cycle 7 season when there was a thunderstorm from hell, the lights went out and I didn't get to see CariDee win and laugh at Melrose's reaction (which was PRICELESS, btw).



* :( Fatima's out. Hopefully Anyways wins!

* Oh, NO NO NO! Whitney, NO! Don't walk like that! Her chub was out and her strap fell!

* Oh great. Tornado warnings are back. This is stupid. They'll blow over a few trailers. Big deal. I'm in Austin. It just doesn't happen here.

* Ah shit, the tornado is moving into my county. Great.

* Oh fuck you Tyra. You leave my Anywayz alone.

* I'm already stressed enough with Katarzyna being offed. 

* Tyra's, "Daaaaaamn, giiiirrl!" made her sound like a hyena.

* Dominique! - I miss ya like a tooth!

* Dammit. Damn it to HELL. Whitney? For reals? Why not Anywayz? This isn't FAIR!

* Anywayz was robbed. Just like Nata in Cycle 8. Well, get em, Anywayz! 

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"It's like God's vagina"

  • 3 days ago
  • 5 comments

I'm actually really excited about The Pineapple Express. It might be the first time I see uber-dreamy beefcake James Franco in a non-weepy role. I actually quite like him as a dealer.



5 comments Tags: movies, judd apatow, seth rogen, james franco, the pineapple express

she can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds

  • 4 days ago
  • 1 comment

can you?


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IMG_0215

1 comment Tags: miniature pinscher

I haven't seen this yet

  • 5 days ago
  • 3 comments

but know it's totally awful. I could tell from the preview when I was forced to sit through Alvin and the Chipmunks (blame my brothers). Really. I use to love watching this cartoon late at night on Cartoon Network when my mom would go out dancing on Saturday nights and this old lady use to watch me (her definition of watching was sleep while I watched TV).


But I'll excuse this just once because Emile Hirsch is so goddamned cute. Seriously, Speed--piggyback me!

Here are some stills and the promo poster. I didn't really need to post them, they happen to be everywhere but, you know...Emile Hirsch! 

I kinda wanna.

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Speedr
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Em
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Speed

3 comments Tags: movies, speed racer, emile hirsch

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