"Don't touch Elmo!"
You know, he begs us for years and years to tickle him and now the damn puppet has boundary issues.
March is Humor Society Awareness month, so what are you waiting for? Show us something that will make us laugh!
74 items (!!!!!!!!!!). A grip on life. I may need one.
Truly.
Rahm Emanuel Google results:
I tell no lies!
"Fuck the haters! I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and, for a second, your ego is so wounded. How could people hate me, my intentions or what I'm trying to do? I'm a good person and I'm trying to put good things into the world. I'm probably less square than people think. I never get drunk to the point of throwing up. But I get very talkative. Man, I wish smoking didn't kill you. I'd be smoking right now. I miss it."
Oh, Gwyneth. Do you eat your tofu and rice paste with that mouth? Also, re: smoking, isn't this the same woman who played the chain-smoking Margot Tenenbaum?
FOR SHAME, GWYNNY. FOR SHAME.
So right.
My reaction was, like, find someone else who needs to take some big ass risk and get crucified for it. But then I thought there really is a way if people understand the concept of the movie - to make it entertaining and not make it stupid or offensive. Did I nail it or am I in trouble?
-Robert Downey Jr. on Tropic Thunder
Nailed it. Seriously. I can't vouch more for this guy to get his Oscar. Heath was great and all but nothing in TDK could possibly beat, "I don't drop character until the DVD commentary."
Whatever lady. I called it first and I almost got fired.
The nominees for the 81st annual Academy Awards were announced on Thursday. Which actor or film do you think was missing from the list?
Easy. James Franco's Butt in Milk. Riveting performance. Did he even have lines in that movie? Fuck if I know.
Politics will let Ledger win but my heart's set on RDJ for Tropic Thunder. Hellur, Oscar for comedy? Y/Y? Dying is easy but comedy is hard.
Robert Downey Jr. FTW (literally).
